Twelve days of Christmas have brought me Figgy Pudding, Hazelnut-topped-chocolate-dipped-shortbread, Lemon curd cake, Mint crisp wafers, Banana bread, Pecan brownies, Aphrodisiac-passion-fruit moose, Love-baked-biscuits. Dragging home an ugly tree, dressing it with crows and golden bells, dancing the kitchen Charltston in denial of gift shopping duties.